I must be honest I have been chilling around the pool at the villa the entire day and have not really accomplished much in the way of getting through my bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey. I have accomplished absolutely nothing with regards to this thing we call “work”, but this “work” thing is overrated anyway.

Alcohol, Sean and a pool – Dangerous combination

I bought this bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey a while ago and the first sip was like a dream. But the more I drank, the less I could drink, if you know what I mean. To those of you fairly well read, you will know that Hunter S Thompson liked the odd bottle Wild Turkey, obviously the original.

Wild Turkey American Honey is basically Wild Turkey bourbon mixed with pure honey, and you get a sweet first taste with a bourbon finish. Or is it the other way around?

I thought it would be a great thing for a boozy afternoon…by myself…covered in coconut oil…

But it’s not ideal. I mean, it is a liqueuer though and you are not supposed to drink the whole bottle.

One or two shots of this stuff is like magic though and you will enjoy it. But it is by no means something that you could have half a bottle of on one sitting. It’s just way too sweet. Why would you want to have more than half a bottle of anything in one sitting by yourself, I hear you asking?

Because that’s what I do. It’s my job. No more questions please.

I’m probably going to have to move onto gin and tonic as the day goes on and I need to cool down. A good ginto does my body wonders late into the day.

It’s quite thirsty work here at the pool but I must once again make it clear that there is a greater purpose going on here. What that is I’m not sure, as I had a bottle of red earlier in the day and I actually have no idea what I’m talking about. It’s Wednesday though so it’s the weekend for SLXS!

Are you going to FTV tonight?

Sean Lloyd

Editor