So we’ve been chilling in this villa in Cape Town for quite a while now, and I can honestly say that I am doing absolutely nothing right now! I don’t really have to leave this place and it is awesome. But yet I still find myself complaining about things. Which I shouldn’t because I have acres of space to play on, a tennis court, pool table, jacuzzi and a basketball thing going on.

I suppose it’s not too bad…

Anyway every morning when this temple of a body rises I have my day set out for me. A day here comprises of absolutely nothing but chilling! So naturally some TV time is going to come into the equation and if this sounds like an easy lifestyle, I will have you know that it’s NOT!

Nicolas Cage: Bleak that I don’t have to work

I thought I would bang out some Lord of War on the PVR. Easy enough, a lot less stressful than being in an office. Cool, the TV goes on, but now I want to pump the sound through the amp. Right, what turns what on?

12 remotes just chilling 

Ok, THAT makes a lot of sense! Good grief, it looks like some sort of apparatus to launch a space shuttle. Or a control unit for Andy Dick’s vibrator. So even though readers are getting bleak with me because I never seem to do any work, I think we can all agree that watching this TV is not really a pastime but more of a full time occupation.

What? Someone has to do it!

I’ll probably get lost in my walk in cupboard later.

You’re right, things are not going that bad at the moment. Apologies for saying they were.

Sean Lloyd

Editor