I have been SO quiet lately. Some of you feared for my health, as you said I was not partying that much anymore. I feared for my health as well!

My doctor took me off my Milk Thistle tablets, as he said I had made a marked turnaround in the battering of this vital organ. He was confident I would now reach the ripe old age of 26.

Just to prove him wrong, I left his office, gave him the bird and stepped up the abuse on my body. And so that’s why I have been so quiet.

That…coupled with the fact that there was some crazy chick who tied me to the bed, absolutely hammered. She passed out and left me there.

No that’s all lies…maybe…

What I really meant to tell you was for the past few weeks I have been working on the copy for http://capetown.villas.co.za

I have the best job in the world (Well other than brewing beer) I basically went to some of Cape Towns sickest houses, checked out the vibe, then wrote the copy for them. I also helped out with the section on the right hand side of the villas page entitled “Cape Town lifestyle”

Obviously I refused to work in an office, and this job allowed me to indulge in my wildest fantasies, and it counted as “work”

Little did they know I was with my laptop in Columbia, snorting coke off a dead hooker! Ha ha…and they thought I was at my “desk”, “writing”!

Ha ha ha! I fooled them! I then took the money I earned and pimped it out in a villa, and that’s where I am now. No I’m joking…I’m not paying to stay in this place. It’s an occupational benefit! Woooo hoooo ha ha ha!

If you want to know what the sickest villa I visited looks like cast your eye below:

Villa Lara, Llandudno, Cape Town: Chilled!

Then click HERE to see Villa Lara. I was in it. But more importantly, I wanted Villa Lara in me. Only then would I be content…

Funny enough I just looked Villa Lara up in the dictionary.

And it is there! Let’s see what it means:

“Villa Lara is an ancient Egyptian word, translated from hieroglyphics to English and meaning ‘you will get sex tonight’ ”

And I think we can all nod in agreement…that’s a good thang!

Anyway…more to come on the villa I’m currently occupying. It’s actually such a sick place I want to vomit.

Click HERE to see the work I did for http://capetown.villas.co.za

Obviously it’s impossible to do this by yourself and I’d like to thank the extended team, including Suzaan and Christine for guiding me, and everyone else involved.

BOOM!

Owning Cape Town!

Sean Lloyd

Editor