I was perusing, at my leisure, a copy of the British GQ magazine. As I have said before, GQ is the only mens magazine I buy. And the only magazine in general that I buy. You know…’cos I’m a gentleman.

Riiiiiight…

Anyway I was trying to flip through the hundreds of adverts to get to some editorial when I came across some of the most hideous men I have ever seen. I know some guys will say “Oh I can’t tell if a guy is good looking” Personally, I dig chicks, I love tits takka takka takka etc but I can tell if a guy is good looking or not.

These models in the English GQ are hot.

If they are advertising Horse & Hound magazine, Bob Martin dog products or the J&B Met.

Otherwise these guys are hond! Toilet! Siff! Swamp donkeys!

Please enjoy this beaut who is essentially promoting Polo as a brand.

Look I would hire him as a model for my brand.

If my brand were organic carrots, fire hydrants, or the Oros man. Enjoy:

Oros: Brand recognition

Next up we have someone who was definitely born and inbred in either:

“Hi Sean nice to meet you can I date your daughter?”

“Yeah sure, just after I get acupuncture on my cock”

Brackenfell

Parow

Fish Hoek

He would do well as the face of tik, crack or a brothel.

I mean, please enjoy the absolute stunningness of this man. I swear to mother Mary, if my daughter brought home a man like that I would go to war. I would disown her. My daughter will only date rich, good looking guys otherwise she can go pick potatoes on a Kibbutz.

It’s amazing that if you look at Cape Town model agancies, only the best looking, well built people are used. In the UK it looks as if these guys have been pulled out of rubbish dumps.

The wise ones of you out there will be saying

“Oh but they are looking for unique looking people”

Unique? That is about as unique as a wart on a donkeys cock!

There is a difference between “unique” and “inbred”

Actually I would use the guys for another range of products.

Toilet bowls.

Sean Lloyd

Editor