I know a little phuza Thursday boy
So a couple of Thursdays ago I get this call from these chicks, all hysterical. Laughing, giggling and then some crying. Now you must remember here that these girls are all models in Cape Town and are therefore NOT bad looking at all. In fact they are nothing short of spectacularly delicious looking. So the call comes through and I answer in my ice cool voice:
“Hello this is Sean’s Pink Palace of Love, what can I do you for?”
“Oh my God Sean you have to come out tonight and save us from these disgusting guys that are out tonight. They are all just drunk and rude and keep trying to chat to us. Can you come through?”
“Of course I can sugar, see you now”
“Oh and Sean one more thing”
“What is it sweet cheeks?”
“We…we kind of…we have not really had any action in a while. And we want you to take care of all of us tonight. If you know what I mean”
“Your wish is my command, angel”
So I start rollin’ through the ‘hood in the VR3 and get close to the scene of the clubs when I realise what the models were talking about. The guys were absolutely shattered and smashed. I wondered what went through their minds when they decided to drink that much. I mean I was only having four of 6 drinks because I had stupidly agreed to do a “little” bike ride in Tokai on Friday morning. Three hours is not little, guys. Anyway, these guys at the clubs were getting onto the cane train in a hectic manner.
I thought for a while and then realised “Oh yes. It’s phuza Thursday!” So that explains why these guys were so smashed. I also take it Thursday was a student night somewhere, and these boys were out to take full advantage.
I snapped this pearler of a specimen on the pavement. Utterly, utterly debauched! It’s things like this in life that are too beautiful!
1,2,3…HANGOVER!
I’m actually surprised I’m writing today.
I mean it is Friday. I can tell this because there is the smell of cheap booze in the air and there are crack heads scuttling down my road on their way to the nearby school. Hook the customers young and they are a customer for life.
Good business skills.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
I love sights like these. They make me feel like I can hold my liquor…until I’m the one sitting next to a pile of chunder.
And God Damn, whats up with carrots in the chunder. How do they ALWAYS get in there?
Oh dear Baby Jesus, ( or gesus as He is know in Mexico ) Sean I remember that guy clearly now, we all laughed at how he had no friends to help him through that dark time in his life, all alone on a pavement, chunder around him (helicopter) and on him, and there is the faint aroma of urine floating in the air suggesting that he had pissed himself. Haha at least we got to take Lee and Simone home with us that night, thanx phuza guy for acting like a … DOOS and making us look like sophisticated, well spoken and well behaved young gentlemen. Charlie V, Sean, Simone and Lee: 1, Phuza boy: 0, Game, Set and Match.