Naturally I live from party to party, it’s what keeps me excited about life. The other thing that keeps me excited is my vast collection of hair products. But don’t tell the guys that. Let us keep it on the DL.
The SA Wakeboard champs were over, we were all tripping tits on the new 440ml USN Spike Double Shot(It comes with warning signs on it. Mix it with vodka and go play at the nightclubs) and we decided that La Med was entirely necessary. It was Sunday, the next day was a public holiday, Shaun and Gina Faccio had taken the titles, they were from Joburg, and so we thought we would show them a bit of the Cape Town Sunday night La Med party smash up. Naturally we dominated the entire party, just ask anyone who was there. We were loud and all over the club.
So the night started off with the usual party starters of Uncle Jager and Aunt Tequila. After that it was a quick descent into debauchery for us. We managed to throw our names quite far this time around and I threw mine so far from La Med that it landed in the gutter outside.
Let us have a quick little picture recap of things. The reason we decided to party was that the athletes we had been chillaxing with the whole weekend happened to win in their categories. With Gina Faccio taking the ladies title and Shaun Faccio taking the mens pro title. So well done to Shaun and Gina on their awesome achievement! You had to be there though to see them riding, it was insane. Here we are chilling with the champs woooo hooo! If I had won a title like they did I would have walked around to the other competitors and said “Oh hello…number two!” You know because as Ricky Bobby says…if you’re not first you’re last!
Shaun Faccio, Sean, Gina Faccio and Charlie V
Another highlight was running into some guy who we would later find out is a 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. I know…it’s crazy! But you would never guess this, he is so cool that he only has one name. Kind of like that guy Heidi Klum is boning, Seal! Just one name because he is that rad. Best of all is his actual name.
He told us it was McLovin! That’s a bad ass name! So Peter was honoured to have his photo taken with this McLovin character, and we even gave him the thumbs up.
McLovin, that’s a bad ass name!
Naturally I was a bit bleak because he was rolling through La Med with his homies pulling all the hot chicks. This is normally my job and so I tried to taunt him on the dance floor as you can see below.
It did not seem to work though as this McLovin guy was some sort of sexual superstar and we later heard he had banged 10 supermodels that night. Not bad going McLovin, but still a little way off my 1996 record. All of the Victories Secret Angels. All in one bed. All in one night. Just me and them.
McLovin didn’t get all the action to himself though and the SLXS team managed to score some titty action, which was a nice little interlude between knocking back fountains of drinks. I actually think that might be the Hand of God. Yes, that is Charlie V’s hand. Sexual.
Nice weighting and shape
After La Med we were obviously very tired and hungry little boys and girls so The Pimp Herd rolled into the 24 hour Woolworths at the Engen in Gardens in Cape Town. We bought a few things from Woolworths and also made Barcellos to slaughter a couple of chickens so that they could make us some nice chicken burgers. Unfortunately the 2 chicken burger special is over, so they say. It used to be around R20 for two chicken burgers, it was glorious.
While at the Engen a Rikkis cab pulled up. And because we had bizarrely not tapped much La Med ass(Normally we call an extra cab to cart the models back to the SLXS Palace of Excess, where everyone is suitably entertained at the grotto), Peter decided that he needed to take advantage of the fine little bum on the Rikkis cab. The feel was good if a little rock hard. And ice cold.
Tap it tap it!
Like many of the girls we meet. Ice queens.
So that was it really, obviously I don’t remember too much as usual so the photos will have to do. It was an awesome weekend though spent cruising around with South Africa’s top wakeboarders, partying with Cape Town’s most awesome party people, and welcoming some of the Joburg crew down here for a little party. Or if you’re Afrikaans an “opskop”
Ja dis lekker.
Sean Lloyd
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