I sometimes think of these little gems while doing random things. The other day the herd were having lunch and we were thinking of more terrible ways to end relationships(We spoke about it a while back over HERE). A classic was sending a girl an sms saying “I’ve been thinking…”
When she asks what about you say “About our relationship, I think we should start seeing other people”
So she will reply something like “Oh so you’re just going to break up with me by sms? Are you not man enough to call me?”
That’s when you say “Of course I’m going to call you, but my free minutes only start at 8pm, so I will call you after that”
Needless to say, you won’t even need to make the call, so you can save those free minutes for calling your mates and organising a massive house party.
Then an absolute blinder came into my head, just as I was sipping my water, and looking at the angel across the way from me.
You load a video onto YouTube of you saying that the relationship is over and whatever else. Then some smoker comes on screen and feeds you strawberries while pouring you a nice chilled flute of champagne. It fades out as your new girlfriends top magically disappears to show the greatest set of twins on the planet.
You then send your now ex bird the link saying “Hey babe check this RAD link out!”
How awesome would that be? You would be living like a rock star. Living like they do in Entourage!
I must state once again that I have never done this, but just give yourself a bit of a sense of humour here. Forget about peoples feelings for a moment and imagine how hilarious this would be? Ha ha ha! And it’s great because girls and guys can do it.
I think I might have started a new YouTube trend here!
That’s what I do…I start trends.
Sean Lloyd
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