Naturally we went to the rugby yesterday afternoon to see the Stormers smash the Cheetahs. Highlights included all the overweight Western Cape police, the guy standing near The Sports Science Institute wearing a yellow coat with the words “Oom tas” on the back all the while drinking a bottle of port(No jokes), the large group of guys with shaved heads wearing pink shirts(Bizarre) and all the okes wearing a kort broek wif a rugby jersey. Ja nee! Ooh ja dis lekker!

Just before the game got underway the Stormers cheerleading angels came on and started dancing. Naturally they ripped their pants off and showed us the fittest bodies we are ever likely to see. But unfortunately for me, I was not close enough to fully appreciate their form.

I then began to think “It would be SO much better if I could watch the Stormers cheerleaders at home. On my massive plasma screen”

Cheerleaders, plasma screen, port, wood fire- Just enjoying your own company…

Chilling with a glass of port.

By myself.

A little bit of the White Barry crooning some love songs in the background.

Soft lighting.

The fire flickering in the lounge.

A roofie and some eye drops mixed into my port.

A needle injecting pain killers into my hand to make it numb.

And the next thing you know the entire day and night has disappeared!

Sean Lloyd

Editor