Someone said to me the other day that I had been really lazy in coming up with stupid stuff lately and that all I seem to do is party. And then after that party. And then have a drink. It’s all lies really and I was on track with some Two Oceans Half Marathon training until I got sick last week. Which was probably from too much partying but let’s ignore that for a moment.
People say I should do more in depth funny articles. I have been contemplating these for a while and there are some ideas coming into my head right now which might present themselves here in the near future:
Drunken bird watching
Will I pass my drivers test again?
Some interviews
Anyway I decided to get cracking on the interviews thing and managed to track down Gary Busey for a little chat.
Gary kind of does all sorts of things and I thought you would be interested in what he is up to at the moment. Most of you probably know him but for those who don’t, you will learn more tomorrow when I post the interview. Great success!
Whatever it’s actually not Gary Busey it’s someone else, but similiar thing. It’s an interview. It should silence the critics.
I hope this silences those of you who keep asking me to do more “work” I don’t know if you are on crack or anything, but telling me to “work” is just crazy.
Because I don’t know karate. But I do know ca-razy!
In light of this work thing, my travel company Siyabona Africa made me laugh the other day. They wanted my expertises in writing something for them. I don’t know what it was but it could have been a travel package, or a press release, or something else. They lost me at “Sean we are going to need you to do some work…” That’s when I shut down.
Come on people, we are leaning towards a Hunter S Thompson lifestyle here, is it that hard to understand?
On a little side note here, I spent an entire day about two or three weeks ago covering an event, of which I am still to write about. I’m just waiting for maritime security to get off my case and hopefully I will also be allowed to gain access into the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town again. Do I really look that dangerous?
If you really want me to cover an event that you are organising and you think I should write about it, then you can contact me. I work on Tuesdays between 2-4pm and if you need me outside these times you can just tell me and I will adjust my hibernating/partying schedule to suit your needs.
So yeah we will be doing more in depth articles soon but I just need to get my head around them and find myself. Which is why I’m going to pick up my brand new fake ID today!
I got it at the same place that Mike Schneider got his.
I should also mention that I have thrown my name out there for some wine tasting in Stellenbosch. The SLXS crew are, as usual, going LARGE. I love wine tasting. Good reason to drink in the afternoon without people telling you to go to AA. It’s cheap as well.
“Shorry waiter can I taste another bottle?”
“Sir you’ve already had four bottles of that variety.”
“Yeah but they all taste different. In fact I want a refund. Your product makes me feel like I’m going to vomit”
“Sir you have ingested enough alcohol to kill a family of seven”
“Ok”
We shall leave it at that.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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