Humour that excites me does not come along very often and I subscribe to a very rude, disgusting sense of humour. If you make me laugh you know you are sick. In a good way! I derive much pleasure from movies such as Superbad and Anchorman and the like.
My friends and I often joke that when international DJ’s are coming to Cape Town we are going to get them to sign our KOK’s. We swear a lot, but in a good way. Like Bernie Mac swears in The Original Kings of Comedy.
But Derek Watts made a mockery of everything last night. I nearly forgot to write this until a friend reminded me of the situation we found ourselves in last night right at the end of Carte Blanche. Derek, probably drunk on whisky and slipping himself a roofie, decides that a line from Anchorman is necessary. I mean, he IS Derek watts and he can do anything he likes.
Derelict: Enjoys himself. And humour.
Derek basically dominates Sunday night in everyones lives. Think about it, every Sunday at 7pm everyone who has M-Net watches Derek on Carte Blanche. This earns him a good dose of street cred and he can basically pull any chick he likes, while at the same time eating a boerie roll and klapping back a beer. Welcome to Derek’s world. It’s sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll. Only better. It’s Derek, sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.
Now last night must have been a dare because it was too funny. Hysterical even.
Derek quietly throws this pearler in at the end of the show:
“You stay classy South Africa”
Like he is actually Ron Burgundy! Like he believes in all the hype about himself! Good Lord Derek, you are off the rails buddy!
And then after this the show just ends. I sat there absolutely dumbstruck. I was getting off the couch and had not realised the enormity of the situation until a few moment later when everything sunk in.
Derek had just uttered the most iconic line in movie history, with absolute ease. As if he was born into that role.
That type of confidence comes from being a South African PLAYA! I was wondering what that noise was the whole show. I now believe it was Derek’s gold cross on his chest, which kept colliding with the diamond cross on his neck. Not to mention his Jacob the jeweller watch that could break someones face in half.
Derek I’m buying you a beer, you are South Africa’s biggest legend.
On a side: I’m currently watching E! Entertainment and Kim Kardashian is posing nude for Playboy. Hef is popping viagra. Kim has a MASSIVE ass. Like gigantic. Like Mount Rushmore. Still tap that though.
Because I can.
Sean Lloyd
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