I won’t lie to you, I’m like a Superbad whore at the moment. Not as in like a bad hooker, but in the fact that I love the movie Superbad. There are just so many things in there that are so like school days. Such as drawing cocks. I mean we hate to admit it…but come on…everyone drew cocks on the boards at school!
I still remember one classic scene from my school days. We were writing our matric finals and I finished the exam early because I never studied and actually had no idea what to write on the paper, so I just waited an hour until they would let me leave. So I was one of the first guys out and I cruised into the parking lot and saw my mate Jeff’s car there.
Naturally I wanted to draw cocks on it, but just drawing them on the dust on the car seemed too elementary. So I took out my Pritt glue and drew cocks all over his car and then threw sand on them. Childish, but when you have just failed a final exam…hilarious!
Imagine trying to wash a sand and glue mixture off your car without scratching it? Quite a task. Probably one of the reasons why Jeff is now in London. But while he is pasty and cold, I’m bronzed and HOT. It’s no big deal really. You know…enjoy life over there JEFFrey.
I wonder what those dirty Rustenburg girls drew on the board? Wow they were wild chicks. Nasty too. Sneaking into the boarding house, the “Whoreding house”
I must stop I’m going to get into trouble with headmasters and all that stuff.
This could get me in a LOT of trouble. Ah it’s not like I’m not in trouble all the time anyway. The near arrest on the ship two weeks ago was interesting. Reminds me…ask me next week to tell you of the story of our ship “trespassing” I do all this stuff for you people. Seriously I do.
There are classic parts in Superbad, like parking in the staff parking lot and thinking you own the place. Then walking away and going ” Fuck it, I’m about to graduate, they should be sucking on my ballsack!” Ahahahaha ha ha ha! It’s too funny and I think we all did something similiar in school.
But the most classic person is McLovin. That man is now a legend. He is inspiration to all those nerdy guys at school who only came right when they sat on their hands and they went numb, and then…
McLovin has so many similarities to those guys who spent their break times in the Red Brick Quad. Honestly, there was a quad at my school called the “Red Brick Quad” We used to call the guys in the quad the “Red Brick Quad Squad”
The day BMP threw a black dustbin lid over the roof and nearly hit them was comical. Or the day Jules emptied a dustbin of water on them was pure hilarity! We were SO mean.
Honestly I have changed. I’m good now. Seriously…
So what I wanted to tell you was there is a competition now running and it’s called “Are you SA’s Superbaddest icon?”
You need to send in your Superbaddest MMS, drawing or video clip and you could win a trip to Ibiza. An example of something Superbad is this:
Oh yeah Jules!
I’m not sure what I’m going to send in yet, but I’m sure I will think of something good.
That photo of me in a white Speedo on Clifton has been a Cape Town favourite for many years, but I think it might be a bit too sexual to be “Superbad”
So click SUPERBAD to be directed to the site. And if you win let us know about it.
Welcome to the jungle.
Sean Lloyd
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