This is possibly the most blind thing that has ever happened to me.
As many of you will know, John Digweed is playing in Cape Town on Saturday night and SLXS will be smashing it out there.
So I get an sms yesterday from the organisers saying that I must reply to the sms with names of guests that I would like to bring in. I did this but then still kept getting sms’s saying that I should reply.
I then decided to send my party liaison a message asking him what was going on. Accidentally though I replied to the message from the Digweed organisers. Please enjoy this remarkable reply, and this is no joke, I still have the message saved in my outbox. Here it is:
“Hey son are you still getting urban wave reminders? I sent my details in and got a confirmation reminder but still getting messages from them. I’m getting John Digweed to sign my KOK”
I hope you can understand the beauty of that message. It’s fantastic!
Getting international DJ’s to sign my kok is kind of the in joke here at SLXS. Basically when anyone comes down here such as Tiesto or Paul van Dyk, I send all my friends messages saying “I’m going to get so and so to sign my KOK”
I can’t explain why I do it, but it reminds me of school where everyone used to draw KOK’s on the chalk boards. No one knew why they did it, or why it was so funny, it just was.
So now they have that message on their database and I’m probably going to be denied entrance to the event. And John Digweed will be surrounded by security in preparation for “that security breach weirdo who wants his KOK signed”
It’s actually so blind it’s unbelievable.
It reminds me of the time when I was at college and I got an sms from the college database thing reminding me of something important.
I politely replied “I wish they would just f%*k off!” Naturally I was supposed to send it to a friend who was in my class, but send it to the college. Luckily you can’t really reply to their number because they won’t be able to read the message.
Urban Wave however do read these messages. I might be in a small predicament here.
Sean Lloyd
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