I trust you all had an absolute pearler of a day, and evening, yesterday. If that sentence actually makes sense. This morning I woke up in a Japanese wreck room… and they would not stop screaming!
No seriously though I have bags under my eyes, my eyes are red, my teeth are green and my stomach is busy dealing with Jack Daniels and those Four Cousins. I will have you know that they are all bastards.
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits is busy singing to me, through something called a DVD. It’s quite a novel idea. Today the weather in Cape Town is NOT ideal and I think we can all agree with that.
But it’s playing it out perfectly because no one can actually handle the beach after Valentines Day because they are hanging like the sleeve of a wizard. Some people are hung over every day, but we will forget that they have a problem. Keep that on the down low…
There were couple of guys arrested near Robben Island yesterday for perlemoen poaching. Robben Island to those of you not aware is where Joel Stransky kicked the winning drop goal in the 1995 World Cup. Subsequent to that Nelson Mandela swam from the V&A Waterfront to Robben Island as a victory celebration. He then cracked open a brewski with Lewis Gordon Pugh who was the guy who built Robben Island. I think I could be mixing facts up here, but it’s a fairly accurate description of what happened.
Can you actually handle the fact that it’s Friday? Because I’m battling to understand where the week went. One moment I’m bending it at the Cane Train party, and the next thing, a week has already gone by!(Write up to come, just cleaning the foot prints off the ceiling and trying to find the cameras with the photos on them. Also trying to locate party goers who have subsequently gone missing)
Look I need to go grind up the liver of a Mongolian mountain goat and mix it with some Liqui Fruit. The Native Mongolians say that it is “The Elixir Of Life”
They also say that it releases the soul.
Bless you all with livers of iron ore on this day.
Sean Lloyd
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