If you are on the streets of Cape Town today please be aware that you will literally be assaulted by the UCT students selling “Sax Appeal” for R20. It is hilarious though and you HAVE to buy it!
Co-anchor is currently here and she nearly hit one of the people selling the magazines and therefore was forced to buy a magazine, to avoid time consuming lawsuits.
Anyway Sax Appeal is a hectic laugh this year! It is well known that my favourite South African DJ is Gareth Cliff because he tells the truth and does not avoid controversy, because he just tells things as he sees them. He writes in the Sax Appeal about how he despises fat people on aeroplanes, in a brilliant piece entitled “Economy class, economy arse”
He is way too funny and I am always amused at the stuff that he manages to conjure up. Some people call him a prick, they say he is arrogant, but they are just jealous. I’m not jealous, I think he is a genius. Ben Trovato also features again this year, which always goes down a treat.
So buy Sax Appeal today to fund the UCT students continual drinking binges, or something like that. It is actually funny and you will enjoy Gareth Cliffs article.
I don’t have to tell you where to buy it, because if you just look outside your office window, there will be a UCT student selling the magazine. Actually check your bin, there will be a student in there.
Buy it buy it buy it! Because the students are standing in the rain, further hurting their already fragile kidneys.
So buy it and fund UCT liver damage.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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