You found that good right?
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
You know…Bobby on the beat. iBob on the beat. iBobby on the beat.
I’m a lyrical master.
A little thanks needs to go out to our computer guy, iBob, for throwing the Fitfuel ad on the site. iBob will be coming in handy over the next few weeks as more adverts get put on. Many of you constantly lose sleep over this enigmatic character, wondering if he is actually real. Many believe iBob is fictional, only existing in myth.
I can confirm that iBob is real in fact and is not a figment of my imagination in order to compensate for a lack of real friends.
I’m joking! I’m loved by the whole of Cape Town…hello?
Is anyone there?
Mom. Dad. Why do my calls go unanswered? Maybe…good grief…maybe I’m not loved…
Anyway, iBob does exist is what I’m trying to say, and there are even rumours currently sweeping through Cape Town that there is a photo of this enigmatic stunt engineer(I just made that up. I don’t even know what it means). A photo not revealing his true identity, but proving that he may in fact grace you with his presence, even if you are not aware of it.
iBob has more of a cult following than anything else and while we could reveal what he does when not helping us out here, that would be telling. He is a an international man of mystery and we will probably never reveal his true identity. What I can tell you is that he works for some big guns, the real moguls in Cape Town. Actually his work breaks all boundaries, and people overseas may even enjoy the work he does, although they will never know it.
I’m not going to lie to you, iBob is kind of a big deal. People know him. He has many leather bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.
While we go on a savage journey to the source of this alleged photo of iBob, we also take time out to ponder the meaning of the journey. The SLXS journey will take you places.
Look I don’t know what I’m talking about. I just read over this post and I don’t even remember writing it.
I must go now before I break down in tears.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
If you enjoyed this post, show your support. We appreciate it!
