I have been really good lately in not going out and exercising a lot in preparation for stuff(Obviously being Fight Club I’m not allowed to talk about it so I won’t) No really I did some skipping with my new Nike Speed Rope(R160 at Sportsmans Warehouse in Rondebosch, Klipfontein Road I believe) this morning and now my calves feel like they are on fire. Wait until I hang my speedball up, I think in me, we have the next Iron Mike Tyson on our hands seeing as though I am doing the boxers workout.
What I wanted to say is that I twisted my arm today. In fact my friends twisted it into going to Tiger Tiger tonight for the “Golf pros and tennis hoes” party. Something about the name of that party just sounds correct in my mind.
So if you are young-ish, you can head off to Tiger Tiger tonight either dressed as a golf pro or a tennis ho. Naturally I was going to go as a tennis ho, but then I realised I don’t even like tennis that much.
It’s just that I have that nice pink Nike dress I used to like to wear when I went through my Maria Sharapova stalker stage.
GOOD LORD! Did I JUST type that loud?
Please do excuse me I am totally out of character.
Apparently if you dress in theme you get in free and if you are a student( Ahhh the days…) you get their new VIP student card. Wicked!
It’s a lot they are giving out there. VIP student cards, no entrance fee and loads of pros and hoes. Wah wah wee wah! I like! Sexy time!
Look I need to go rummage through the old golf bag and see if I can kit myself out tonight. Although I fear I may not be able to dress as a golf pro, so I’m going as a golf mogul.
“Did anybody say good shot?”
“Ah great shot Mr President!”
Some of you may understand that. Whatever, use it or lose it.
So that’s your schedule tonight.
Sean Lloyd
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