To all the readers who celebrate Christmas, I hope it’s a good one for you!
Personally it’s not too great for me as the effect of partying last night with Santa is taking its toll. Myself and Santa decided that Mrs Claus would need to stay put in the North Pole while we hit Cape Town hard with jager bombs, Absolut Bling vodka and USN Spike and all the rest that goes with a good party. Naturally the reindeer made a late night pit stop at Barcellos where we ordered the R18,95 two chicken burger special. I must say, chicks dig the reindeer!
I did not want to give any girls a lift though, because I wanted them to lift me. Only because I have always wanted to ride a bike, and when a girl offers me a lift I can throw out the classic “I hope you’ve got a big trunk. ‘Cos I’m putting my bike in it!”
Anyway I have things to do today, including penning The Misverstand Diaries, having a braai and doing all sorts of other weird things that occupy my time constantly. Santa should drop your presents off later. Don’t leave milk and cookies though, he is seriaaaasly hung over! He needs something more substantial.
A KFC family meal might sort him out though.
Enjoy it.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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