While I was in Stellenbosch last week, Jerry let me know of a new pair of Reef sandals that he had purchased that came with a little flask of sorts in the heel. I obviously thought he was joking and on some sort of drugs, but he was not lying. The last time we spoke of Reef was in my piece entitled “What is surfing really about” Click that and take a gander over that article. Enjoy it. It just seems that Reef is out there to turn us into alcoholics with a penchant for smoking joints.
Their previous sandals, as owned by Mike P, had a bottle opener underneath them. Obviously to open booze bottles. Their new ones have this little contraption:
Drink it in! Literally…
It’s a neat feature, but if you actually use it you need to get a mirror out. You need to place that mirror in front of you. You need to look deep into your own eyes, right into your soul and ask yourself this question: Do I have a drinking problem?
Because you just might. It’s quite cool anyway but the amount of booze it holds is minimal, and might get a featherweight drunk.
Personally these are useless to me as they can’t fit a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Mumm, a bottle of Jagermeister and a 6 pack of USN Spike inside them.
Sean Lloyd
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