The end of the year signals sheer debauchery for most businesses, as bosses try and outdo themselves over last years office party in order for the staff to stay on another year.
It’s usually the booze and the serene setting that has people thinking “Ah I guess the boss is not that bad!” I may as well stay on another year instead of starting my own multi million rand empire. I mean why not make the big guy rich, he has after all supplied us with loads of snacks and booze, Kerry from accounts is here and she wants me, I no longer have to beg for an annual increase of 75 cents, the water cooler has given us some great conversations and the boss says that I am part of a bigger plan, and I must be calm for now because one day he will make me rich.
If you have a normal boss, there will be the annual booze up somewhere around Cape Town as the boss toasts to his Bahamas holiday and you toast to a holiday spent swimming where the beach once used to be at Lookout in Plettenberg Bay while kids kick sand all over your towel.
However, if you have a nice boss, who is willing to spend a shilling or two on you because he did after all only pay you R300k this year even though you brought in R50 million worth of deals, then he will do the following.Naturally he will give you a MASSIVE raise, pay off your car and then have a little end of year office drinks party. Off of Clifton. In the Princess 57. Drink in hand, other hand turning the meat on the braai, sunlight bronzing your sculpted guns, tanning oil everywhere and a smirk on your face knowing that you are going to kick the boss overboard later. Sheer bliss.
Ooooh drink it in Cape Town!
What? Your boss is just taking you for lunch for the end of year party? That’s despicable! I tell you what. Forward him this link and let him know that you know he is in on some shady deals. If you are lucky, he will be in on some shady deals and will wonder how you know. He will then be MORE than happy to hire out the Princess 57, fill it with more food than the craft table on the set of Little Britain and he will give you a major raise. I’m talking huge. Millions.
How do you get hold of the Princess 57? I will tell you. You go over HERE. That takes you to David Abromowitz yacht brokers in Cape Town, who will, for a fee directly deducted from the fat cat’s account, give you a choice of boats. But the Princess 57 is what we are looking at.
Let’s not stuff around. So to all the fat cats in power at Cape Town businesses, up your game. Your staff are onto you. SLXS are onto you!
And you know what that means? There is going to be a lot of ass whipping if I see you taking your staff on anything LESS than the Princess 57.
I’m watching you.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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