I sometimes have stupid little things to say but just can’t be bothered writing a piece that is two sentences long. So I store these pieces and then combine them into something like this.
Being summer, it’s wedding season in Cape Town which exponentially increases guys and girls chances of coming right. Everyone at weddings is happy and emotional at the same time, and are therefore keen to bare their souls to other single people at the weddings. Which, if you’re a single guy or girl, is the perfect opportunity to hook up. I have a wedding to attend on Saturday. And another on the 5th of January 2008. Also there is something about a massive party on Saturday evening of which I refuse to speak about.
Classic nightclub moment here. A mate of mine was chatting to a girl the other night, and he was fairly under the weather after the Tiger Tiger cane and cream soda special. So he asks this girl for her number, and as he is about to type in the name, he realises he has forgotten it. What to do? Easy, he thought. Just ask her how to spell her name.
“K-A-T-E” she says
BLIND!
Obviously if it was something like Carey, it could also be spelled Kerri or Kerry. However, Kate is pretty straight forward. Oh the embarrassment.
You must see my golf kit, it’s outrageous. Obviously we have to view the SAA Open this week and I need something golf like to get in the golf frame of mind. Pictures of my get up to be posted in the week.
I had something else to say, but that will have to wait for another Ma’m.
Why is it so sweaty in Cape Town today? This morning I showered and looked like Brad Pitt but I currently resemble an arm pit. This is not a good look for me.
Until the next post.
Sean Lloyd
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