Well I definitely was not aware that Flash Republic and Roger Goode are playing at the Old Biscuit Mill in Woodstock tonight! Who would have ever thought? Because I wouldn’t have. I have seen Roger Goode live plenty of times and he always rocks out hard. This brings a tear to my eye and I am sweating profusely.
Not because Roger Goode is playing but because I have just gone and done something seriously stupid. I just visited Nandos to get their spicy strips and rice, and I ordered it in the “hot variety” Normally I’m used to ordering their grilled chicken in the hot variety, but it’s not so bad because in the grilling, a lot of marinade burns off and the rest is lightly infused into the chicken, giving it a good hot flavour. But now the actual sauce is mixed in with the rice and I’m actually getting dizzy from the heat.
Seriously, I’m burning up! I’m quite a sight at the moment, my nose is running and I am physically sweating. I’m not even joking, this is BAD people! I forgot what pain like this feels like, and it’s not good at all. I am actually quite sure that I’m going to die. But it’s that type of burning where it hurts so much that it’s good. Like hitting the funny bone in your arm, or stubbing your toe.
I’m in a state of semi laughing/ semi crying/ semi praying to the Nandos chicken God that I don’t die. No please don’t laugh it’s not funny, I’m in major pain right now. Oh no my eyes are even going red. Good grief my nose is now burning, I think it’s the end. My eyes have now started to water. I have even taken a photo of myself which I refuse to publish because there is sweat, my face is red and my nose is not in good shape. WEPT this is HOT! If only I could find a bird this hot.
Quite strange that they gave me two knives with this meal. They never gave me a fork. I’m now quite sure that they are trying to kill me. They know that after my first bite I will be burning up inside, and the knives are there so I can end my life in less pain. Maybe by cutting a major artery or something. It’s really good though to push my body to these limits. At least if bird flu is ever going around I won’t catch it.
Anyway, the party tonight should be SICK! I’m looking quite forward to it, and if I don’t die from a heatwave, I should make a spectacular entrance tonight.
Listen I must go now, I just want to pop past the fire station and get extinguished.
I have never felt this HOT in my life.
I should also probably mention that Bob Dylan’s “Knocking on Heavens Door” is playing LOUD over the amplifier in the lounge.
“Mama take this badge off of me, I can’t use it anymore. It’s getting dark, too dark to see, I feel I’m knocking on heavens door”
Is this a coincidence that this song is playing…
I think not!
Slowly seeing stars…
Wait…
I can see Blue!
Sean- Currently seeing Joseph “Blue” Palasky
He looks glorious!
Sean Lloyd
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