I vaguely remember getting to bed at about 3am last night(Well, this morning at least) Which is rather naughty of me. My parents would be shocked if they heard that. Which is not ideal considering I have a gym session scheduled this morning for 9:30. It should be fun, even more so that it is with a colleague! Hilarious. I have not been in a gym seriously in about four years.
Usually I just run and do some mountain biking. Talking of that, I must tell you all where to ride in Cape Town in summer, it’s so much fun. Go mountain biking though, it’s way more fun than road riding and there are no cars, plus you are in nature. Great!
I laughed last night at the arrogance of some girls in Kaap Stad. I was trying to shimmy through a packed club, and I lightly put a hand on this girls waist because she would just not move! Contrary to popular belief, I cannot walk through people. Then I said “Sorry darling”, and motioned to walk past.
She looked at me like you would look at someone who has just crashed your Ferrari Enzo, and kicked a little bunny rabbit, and said “Um no…not darling” She OBVIOUSLY thought that I was interested in her. Which I CLEARLY was not. Look, if I’m interested in you, I will be wearing my Notting Hill inspired shirt saying “Fancy a shag?” And just to settle your little nerves, I call lots of people darling. I call my mother darling. I call my sister darling. I think I may have even called my dad darling a few times! So please, CALM DOWN!
Just because you have this idea in your head that you are the centre of the earth, and are the most beautiful girl in the world, does not mean anything. Maybe next time try be nice to people and you will see that Cape Town is a rad place! Maybe you will even get some more friends. Can we not all just smile, have a laugh and be friendly? I think we can! Trust me it works. Because life is too short to be grumpy. Chill people…Chill.
So that was that. Good times.
So I’m prepping myself for a bit of a gym session and I might even report back on it. Or I will get back and write on these other ideas that have been doing a little bit of a dance inside my head. Some are doing the tango, others the cha cha and a few are doing a salsa type of vibe. Personally I do the moonwalk like Michael Jackson. It’s obvious that I can float. Didn’t we all know that?
So I’m going to float through the gym, gun it home in the VR3, get home, smash a type of fruit, drink some water, and celebrate to health…and excess. And to sculpted guns…
1001…I dunno if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand…
Sean Lloyd
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