Neville. A GOD walking amongst mere MORTALS
In a rare Facebook group that had me laughing, I stumbled upon a group called “Neville works at the Cavendish movies” It’s the most hilarious thing I have seen in a while!
The story is that this Neville guy is one of those die hard guys who takes his job SO seriously. Like the world will end if he does not put 100% effort into doing his job. Which is kind of cool I suppose, that the guy digs his job so much. I think a lot of us could learn a thing or two from Neville. Neville stamps his authority in the movies by always having his torch on him, and he will kick you out if you misbehave!
Cavendish is in Claremont in Cape Town, and after seeing this group I actually recognised Neville. It seems the man is a legend there now, with a Facebook group consisting of a staggering 754 members! That is bordering on crazy, that one ticket guy at a movie theatre has such a following.
This is one of these weird things about the internet these days, that people gain a sort of cult following, even though they are just average people. You know…like me. I’m joking, keep cool my babies.
On the groups page there are only two photos of Neville and it is my plea to you, the readers, to get more photos of Neville so we can all get a clearer picture of the man. Then join the Neville group, and post the photos there and let’s see if we can make Neville a true icon. Not that he isn’t already.
From what I have read in the group, people have heard that Neville’s right hand screws off, he has no knee caps and he might have a glass eye. Amazing! The man is a machine. Come to think of it I have never personally seen Neville eat or drink. Must be house rules. Or the fact that liquids might short circuit a robot.
Also, if you read the groups wall, you will see that someone has left a message saying that Neville shops at the Spar near this person, and he rides a motorbike and wears a leather jacket. Hardcore!
His name is spreading so quickly and with such excitement that it’s only a matter of time before Neville takes over Helen Zille as the mayor! Or…imagine this…Neville for Thabo Mbekis(Funny, my spell checker changes “Mbeki” to “Uzbekistan”, no jokes!) post! Good Lord, imagine Neville taking over Jake Whites post? The possibilities are endless!
Join the group, and then when Neville is president you can claim bragging rights. Or imagine he captains the Springboks to another World Cup victory, wouldn’t you feel stupid for not supporting him then?
Sean Lloyd
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