Buy the best
In addition to the thing I have for hair products(No jokes), I now also have a thing for incense. No, this is not the female co-anchor speaking, it is still the male editor. I know this is odd, but my current addiction(I’m over my drug addiction of the ’80’s) seems to be to incense. Once again “Incense” and not “Incest” which is easily confused.
I always buy my incense at The Curry Pot in Rondebosch/ Kenilworth/whatever you will, because it gives me the whole feeling of a place that sells incense. And while I’m there I usually pick a couple of fresh spices from their vast selection of spices. Casa del Sandenbergh in Hout Bay also burn the Spiritual Guide so it must be good. They buy it at some place at the Rondebosch Shopping Centre in Cape Town, and I’m sure this stuff will be available at anyone who sells only the best incense. Ask for it by name. Burn it. Enjoy it.
But I don’t mess around buying one pack, I buy the whole box and often two boxes. You get six “Packs” of twenty sticks in a box. Currently I’m burning about twenty sticks a day, which can be considered an addiction.
My desk is always surrounded by smoke and it has a zen like feel when you walk in to the brainstorming area of my life, which is my huge wooden desk.
I have tried other types of incense, but a lot of them smell too much like chick’s perfume. I don’t know what Spiritual Guide smells like, but it’s so damn good. I don’t want my work space to smell like Pot Pourri and so stick with what I know which is Spiritual Guide.
It’s really good and it picks me up and calms me down. This in addition to the tea I drink makes sure that I am calm at all times, getting me ready for the insanity of life which strikes at any time. It readies me for a life of complete and utter debaucherous 24 hour a day party boy excess.
Right now as I type I am literally surrounded by smoke, I’m breathing it in deeply, oooooh it’s nice! Nice sexy times! Don’t worry about me I don’t have a problem. Yes I burn incense. Yes I drink weird tea. Yes I drink by myself sometimes. Yes this past Fridays post(“I’m hungover”) was a little weird but I can assure you that I am a functioning member of society…most of the time.
Anyway just letting you know that if you are stuck in a manky office, and your co-worker is sweating his/her tit’s off, then go buy some Spiritual Guide and burn the life out of it. Don’t even try anything else, you don’t want it smelling like some sort holistic freak farm.
Go with your Spiritual Guide.
It’s working for me.
Can you feel it?
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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