Hello everybody
This is your captain speaking! I thought I would just write a little note here to fill in the time between now and my next article on Claremont Main Road. We have photos of the apartments, word from councillor Ian Iversen on the developments happening and then I have something that might intrigue you. Obviously living in an apartment you don’t really have a garden. So what I have done is scout around for something to help you out, and I found the answer in a Loerie Award winner. Fantastic!
The rugby was quite amusing yesterday, with Bryan Habana making a bit of a mockery of the game. I enjoyed his second try(I think his second) where he went over the line while some unfortunate fellow tried to tackle him. Anyway, he scored the try and when he got up, he gave that Samoan guy a little pat on the head as if to say “Sorry bugger, the CHAMP IS HERE!” I thought it was quality stuff and a sort of humour that you are born with. Well done Bryan! I enjoyed it.
I also enjoyed this photo in the SoccerLife & Sport section of the Sunday Times of Bryan. Enjoy the current size of his gun, which can only be compared to a nuclear warhead. It IS bigger than his own head. Not to mention the fact that it IS bigger than that kids torso. I saw Bryan at Tiger Tiger a while back and I actually thought he was quite small. I suppose I was wrong.
I hope you have the safety lock on that weapon, Bryan.
I think Bryan is clearly well too aware that the only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show…and see if she likes the goods. I believe that is his main motivation for sculpting such a set of guns. I mean, is it really necessary to have two hand cannons when all you need to do is run fast?
It also reminds me of that classic line that you just have to use at the gym. After doing a couple of gun curls, you walk up to the most beautiful girl in the gym and ask:
“Excuse me, do you know of a good vet?”
She might say something, but more often than not she will be speechless. You then point to both of your guns, and utter this Adonis like line:
“Cos these puppies are sick!”
Yes.
I did just write that! I am completely mad today! Contrary to popular belief I am not abusing substances either.
Today brings new inspiration as I really feel like Spring is here. The sun is shining and I’m wearing shorts so it’s a sign of good things to come.
I’m going to go and mingle somewhere like a bar right now, but I will be back.
“I’ll be back”
Come to think of it, that would make a really cool line in a movie! An action movie though, none of this Hugh Grant stuff. It could actually become a classic line. Imagine…um…let’s say…say someone as mad as Arnold Schwarzenegger(I typed this from memory, I hope the spelling is correct) had to utter that line? Just imagine! It would be off the hook.
Actually that’s a stupid idea, I suppose it’s way too crazy to actually work.
That’s it for now.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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